Third Woman

After seeing Eclipse I finally understand that story about that whole third woman or whatever it was called. I'll be honest after rereading Eclipse a bunch of times I would just skip over it... Guilty!

HAHA not

Have you ever been a movie theater and some people laugh at the parts that are just not funny? I just saw Eclipse and I swear I was watching a sitcom! There were a lot of stuff that could and could not be funny

*SPOILER ALERT*

Like when the whole Jacob in bed lying in bed sick thing and Bella confronting him... People were cracking up, I'm like is it because he is sweaty or his hurt?

One of the parts that I laughed at though was when Jacob said in the tent "It's because I'm hotter." Trust me I'm all Team Edward or Team I don't give shit but this was effin hilarious!

I can't think of anything else at the moment cause I just over a Eclipse hangover

Adios!

Scottsdale Anthem

Tune: We Love You Conrad, From the play Bye Bye Birdie This is what Carly and I really think of Scottsdale (Based on a true town) Welcome to Scottsdale Go to the mall Welcome to Scottsdale We'll have a ball And on our cell phones We never call We just text in Scottsdale y'all We like accesories It's really sad How much we spend on them, is really bad When we don't get our way, We get mad So Welcome to Scottsdale, lad We go to private schools, We think its cool, And every single house Has it's own pool We drive expensive cars, Because they rule! So Welcome to Snobsdale, you tool.

Just a quick thing we whipped up in 15 minutes.

*I don't know who this house is* But it is typical in Scottsdale

Photoshop Fail!

Like what the hell? Did they just copy and paste Rob's hand onto her's?

Best Manip Ever

And Carly actually thought these were real! Teehee I tricked her

LOL FAIL!

my spidey senses are tingling!

WTH? Dakota?

Have you ever notice that they are making to much of a big deal about Dakota in the Twilight Movies?

She just has 15 lines in the movie and she got paid probably a lot of money just to say those lines.

"This May hurt just a little."

I really don't like how people say that she said it very creepy like, she just sounded normal.

I think people were distracted by her eyes and might I say myself they look amazing!

and now she will be on Oprah along with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and wait for it, Dakota Fanning? WTF? FAIL

You have the main love triangle there and then the awkward little volturi vamp that did not really have a big part in any of the books? awkward

I mean who the f*ck cares if she was a child star?

Right Now

So, Sydney is playing the best most hilarious game ever for a white girl to play. What game is this? DJ Hero. Hah. Lear. Ee. Us. She gets so into it, nodding her head, tapping her foot. Wow. This is really making my week. So anyways, I guess I'm gonna try that out. This should be interesting, I have no skill what-so-ever, in the hand-eye coordination categorie. Me, Natalya, and Sydney just came back to Natalya's house after seeing Iron Man 2. That movie was.... umm... ok? Yeah, I wasn't majorly impressed, although, then again, I never saw the first one. She is now laughing to herself, nodding her head (like a poser), and sticking her tounge out (?). Oh, Sydney. So, that's all for now, sleeping at Natalya's house tonight, should be interesting :) <-- wow, that must have sounded innappropriate... haha. Check out Natalya's blog (mystormyself.blogspot.com). Not a whole lot on there right now, but it should be good. :) Carly

Ring Around the Rosie

Ring Around the Rosie is secretly about a plague and people dying! wtf!? Why do we teach that sooo creepy song to our children if it's all about death and how a disease overcomes an entire people.

SCARY!

Once upon a time, there were two girls. They were best friends and seemingly inseparable. But, they were no ordinary girls. These two best friends had the tendency to say the same things. Not just the same things, but the EXACT same words at the EXACT same time! It got to the point where every time it happened, the two would freak out and be scared and horrified. Why is this so bad?, you might ask. Because, it was horrible! It was creepy and unlikely and abnormal and awkward. In case you couldn't tell, the two girls names are Sydney and Carly. Oh, and, yes. Yes, it is horrifyingly creepy.