Scottsdale Anthem

Tune: We Love You Conrad, From the play Bye Bye Birdie This is what Carly and I really think of Scottsdale (Based on a true town) Welcome to Scottsdale Go to the mall Welcome to Scottsdale We'll have a ball And on our cell phones We never call We just text in Scottsdale y'all We like accesories It's really sad How much we spend on them, is really bad When we don't get our way, We get mad So Welcome to Scottsdale, lad We go to private schools, We think its cool, And every single house Has it's own pool We drive expensive cars, Because they rule! So Welcome to Snobsdale, you tool.

Just a quick thing we whipped up in 15 minutes.

*I don't know who this house is* But it is typical in Scottsdale